Jughead
Jughead is in Dark Elven Village and declares that he has failed the Dark Mage test more than 10 times and keeps failing the Dark Fighter test and wonders why he is such a loser. He must be really bad since all other characters start out AS a dark mage or dark fighter and don't take a test for it.
Dialog
"Sigh... I failed again... I failed the Dark Mage test more than ten times, and now I keep failing the Dark Fighter test too... Why am I such a loser?"